They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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