im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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