Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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