Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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