Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Me too!
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
