My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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