So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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