so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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