There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
do nipples grow back?
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