Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
