Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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