Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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