It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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