That's intense
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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