Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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