I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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