How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Can you bring me the toilet please
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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