butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Do vagina's smell?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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