I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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