She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Panties = found
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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