your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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