Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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