dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I need moral support for this bender
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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