Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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