I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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