I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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