I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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