And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Randomize
