Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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