so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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