Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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