Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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