Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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