My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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