girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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