She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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