Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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