Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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