Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
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