If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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