I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Randomize
