The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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