its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
We were destined to go to rehab together
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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