I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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