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i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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