my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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