Is it normal to miss your booty call?
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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