I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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