why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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