You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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