are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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