Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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