She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Randomize
