is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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